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Monthly Archives: January 2010

An 87 hour waste of time.

So, after an estimated 87 hours of use, that’s a rough guess by the way. My 3 year old Xbox 360 failed, General Hardware fault, E-74, GPU. Seriously. With the failure rate of Xbox 360’s as high as it is, I don’t know why Microsoft hasn’t done a mass-product recall, and instituted a redesign to […]

Faking it until you make it? Too bad for POLAND!

Poland, you whine about hipsters, you attempt to be moderate in your shit, but guess what. YOU FUCKING FAIL. Imagine that you actually fail at being moderate. Well, that’s just like you fail at being a pseudo-hipster. You’re easy as fuck to detect. 800 dollar phone in one hand, Tim Horton’s coffee in the other, […]

It’s called Natural Selection for a reason.

I know this is going to be semi-expected when you read the title… But if you live on a fault line, expect earthquakes. Disasters happen, and crying about it doesn’t do anyone any good. If the religious nuts can be believed, we are all made with God given sense to know to stay out of […]

I call this “What Stalker should have been.”

I just woke up from a fucking nasty-creepy dream. Remember that promise I made about posting every dream I could remember? Oh yeah. Okay, the dream started out like an opening cut scene from your average survival horror/post-apocalyptic game. Showing a little of the terrain and some of the beasties off. Imagine a forest road […]

For Fuck’s sake poland.

Dude, if you hate everything so bad, why bitch about it? Get used to life sucking a big one, then getting on with it. Whining like a little girl with your 700 dollar Sony Xperia doesn’t do you shit lot of good, does it? No. Quit fucking bitching about snow, avatar and 2010. Each time […]

A fifty caliber Christmas.

I meant to post something after Christmas, but like the retarded drunkard twat that I am, I didn’t. The rest of the world unwrapped boxes of underwear, socks and Ps3 games, I went next door with a key. A key I had several like. It was to a gun-lock. I have one for my shotgun, […]

It’s like you do this shit on purpose to see how far you can push me.

Ah, is it really that time again? Do I have to take all of you naive, sheltered children by the hand and show you the actual meaning of what you’ve done…again? I figured after the first time, I’d not have to do this again. The theme for today is Personal Responsibility. Being responsible for your […]