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An 87 hour waste of time.

So, after an estimated 87 hours of use, that’s a rough guess by the way. My 3 year old Xbox 360 failed, General Hardware fault, E-74, GPU.

Seriously. With the failure rate of Xbox 360′s as high as it is, I don’t know why Microsoft hasn’t done a mass-product recall, and instituted a redesign to fix the problems that plague this console.

This is me announcing my plan to Mossberg my Xbro. I’m going to be taking on two things.
1: Shotgunning a console that everyone supposedly loves, and pretends to be superior even though it fails nearly 35% of the time.
2: Proving shotguns are accurate. I will be shooting 100 yards at a fairly easy to see target.

And hopefully I’ll be shooting a video of the carnage in 1080p to rage up all of the xbro faggots.

Faking it until you make it? Too bad for POLAND!

Poland, you whine about hipsters, you attempt to be moderate in your shit, but guess what.

YOU FUCKING FAIL.

Imagine that you actually fail at being moderate. Well, that’s just like you fail at being a pseudo-hipster. You’re easy as fuck to detect. 800 dollar phone in one hand, Tim Horton’s coffee in the other, clad in disgusting clothes that mark you as either Emo or Hipster, which the term is interchangeable. So back on the topic of you picking on Apple again, you point out a phone that is older than the first touch screen data manager, the Apple Newton. Oh shit, did Steve Jobs invent PDA’s? You bet. Did Apple invent the first Smartphone? No. IBM did, a whole YEAR before the Newton. IBM made smartphones. Holy fucking christ. The iPhone wouldn’t exist without the IBM Simon.

Now to completly slander you, I have to attack your method of research. Do you want to know what I typed into google to find those? The first one, the Newton, I typed “The first PDA“. Holy shit did it take you right to it? You bet. Did it take more than five fucking seconds? Nope. Oh, and for the smartphone, watch this shit. “The first smart phone“. Oh fucking christ, did I do that? You bet your pollack ass I did.

On to the rest of the story. You attempt to be moderate about 45 words in, even though you’re fucking WRONG, but we covered that. But you go on about saying that Sony made a shitty phone (And you yourself said that saying sony was shitty was wrong, Mr.Xperia) with all of the “all”, just becuase it had a touch screen, keyboard and calendar. So if I built a tactical rifle with all of those, even if it didn’t shoot worth a fuck, it’d have it all, right? Retard.

iTablet killers. Uh, Every PDA and Smartphone have been out to kill each other, because that’s the nature of the market. The devices pick up assault rifles and go mental in electronic stores around the nation, because that’s what they do. No, the companies are trying to beat each other out for a larger marketshare because they’re greedy, centralist, disenfranchised faggots with no goddammed perception of how shit should be. But that’s how Capitalism works.

You see Tablets at CES every time there’s a fucking technological boost in the design, you retarded pollack. That’s why CES exists, to show Consumer Electronics. HUUURR DUUUR THAT IS WHAT IT’S FOR! Fuckin’ A Poland, still haven’t gotten a grasp on how that shit works yet, or are you still Jestem Hardkorem so hard that you duct-tape cardboard spoilers to your Pontiac Sunfire? Go ahead man, bro it out.

There’s your post destroyed, and like the total fuckhead that I am, I even spoofed your image. But this time, it reflects WHO YOU ARE. A Failure.

It’s called Natural Selection for a reason.


I know this is going to be semi-expected when you read the title…

But if you live on a fault line, expect earthquakes. Disasters happen, and crying about it doesn’t do anyone any good. If the religious nuts can be believed, we are all made with God given sense to know to stay out of areas like that, because they’re dangerous. I live on a prairie, I will always live on a prairie, even though I have to deal with tornadoes, and the occasional flood. Living on a fault line and whining about earthquakes is like stepping on an AP mine that you put there and was perfectly visible with big red text that said “I AM AN AP MINE! DO NOT STEP ON ME YOU GODDAMMED RETARD!” and whining about losing your legs. Well fucko, you shouldn’tve stepped on the mine then, huh?

I sound heartless, but seriously. Did it affect you? Most likely not. Sure, some five hundred score people died. Well, does anyone care about the insurgents we’re shooting every day? Circumstances are different, but it’s the same deal. People are dying. “Oh but it’s worse when we kill ourselves!” No it’s not. It’s death. Natural selection–This time in the purest form. Mother nature screamed DIE and well…It was if it were an act of God…Hmm. What if it was? Maybe God wanted these people to die. Who are we to interfere with the action of God?

Now the major question is, what is happening after the events? People will say that they will rebuild. OH SHIT! Rebuild a city on a fault line that just BUTTFUCKED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING?! You bet. People are just that stupid. Sure, rebuild a large city on the best demolition tool–an earthquake maker. Real fuckin’ smart there buster brown. I bet you were the brightest in your class, weren’t you? The idea of rebuilding a city on the very site it was destroyed on–When the threat of it being re-fucked is still a possibility, is not only stupid, you’re asking to be killed. You know what? Stay there and die. I don’t want your nasty dick in my gene pool.

And just in case it wasn’t clear enough. I don’t give a fuck about one hundred thousand dead hatians. Fuck’em. That’s what they get for being the children of pirates and prostitutes.

I call this “What Stalker should have been.”

I just woke up from a fucking nasty-creepy dream. Remember that promise I made about posting every dream I could remember? Oh yeah.

Okay, the dream started out like an opening cut scene from your average survival horror/post-apocalyptic game. Showing a little of the terrain and some of the beasties off. Imagine a forest road with lush green trees, that have these putrid pussy strips of foulness hanging from the branches. Now imagine that these bloated strips of tissue are actually organ of a creature that separates itself intentionally to hunt. Then imagine these organs wrapping themselves around a passer-by and infect them, this infection turning them into sentient beasts of extreme intelligence and strength. Sinew-wrapped giant creatures of extreme endurance and wisdom. A race of mutants with their own technology and religion. Then, there’s the poisoned zombies, which retained all of their human intelligence and problem solving skills. They can use guns, open doors, drive vehicles and overcome obstacles just as good as they ever could. Hunting and hungry, they eat just like normal, but driven mostly mad by the poison and radiation. Radiation from the humans defending themselves from an alien invasion of epic proportion. The aliens, a cybernetically enhanced race of humanoid animals, fought with devious tactics and interesting particle weapons, but they were not immune to kinetic weapons and died pretty good.

Now, all of this, in a slightly irradiated world, three hundred years after the invasion. A world not wracked with strife, but overgrown with vegetation and lacking in any development. A world returned mostly to nature. A world similar to Fallout; just not brown, green.

The Ephemeral : These corrupted creatures of great wisdom came about due to mutation just after the end of the war. The festering corpses were eaten by leeches or something, and they mutated under the radiation, and formed a cognitive hive-mind. This hive mind figured out it could pass on it’s “gift” by enough of these mutated leeches latching onto a host and basically embedding themselves into it’s tissues. A process known to the non-ephemerals as corruption. They call it “Convalescence”. Their technology is mostly tribal and runic, leading more to the supernatural than to anything else. Certain individuals within their tribes can create ethereal way-gates that link the tribes physically, just as they are linked mentally. The convalescing process turns the victim into either a larger version of itself with over-scaled limbs, or it shreds them into a smaller version of themselves. These smaller ones call themselves the Topric chosen, as they are not exactly built for combat. They run the society’s framework, do all the harvesting, the chasing, the researching. Their numbers large, they form the peaceful aspect of each tribe. Often trading with the humans or ferals for goods and food. The Ephemerals do not seek combat, but they also do not shrink from defense.

The Zombies (Ooooh Spooky): The poisoned zombies are a side-effect from the nerve agents the ferals used, and the radiation the nuclear weapons the humans used. Talk about one hell of a nasty cocktail. These nasty, aggressive and relentless creatures lend their combat tactics to the derelict, as they are not particularly good at organized combat, but their smaller squads can do some serious damage. Perfectly capable of doing everything they could before, they are further enhanced to a resistance to radiation, toxic and caustic agents and their skin has toughened greatly. Other than a leather textured skin and a nasty green or yellow complexion, they look perfectly normal from a distance. Up close, they’re ugly and angry freaks with no desire to talk. All they want is what you got and they’ll do no less than kill you to get it.

The Ferals : SPACE INVADERS! They came in on their big tree-like ships, putting the gun before the pen. Most of the ferals are predator animals, like large felines and canines. Very few prey animals make up their ranks due to their aggressive nature. Their post-war outlook is that they won, and the humans are their slaves. Their technology is more natural and bases itself around stealth and hit and run tactics, supporting their hunting instincts. Their weaponry consists of particle weapons that have seen better days. The ferals on Earth are stranded and cannot get supplies, so they use what they find.

The Humans : Well, we survived the war, and are STILL developing weapons to defeat the invaders, it’s just now that we have the poisoned zombies and the Ephemerals to deal with. The mutated Ephemerals aren’t high on the list, but they’re high enough for them to know about it. The humans trade with them when it’s beneficial, slowly building tolerance for them, and some of the lead thinkers think the zombies can be convinced that they’re still normal humans and some believe it could work. Their post-war outlook is that they defended themselves staunchly, and are willing to make peace with the ferals if they will surrender unconditionally.

The events I saw were for what I take as about half-way through the war, these heavy MI-25 lookin’ helicopters were saturation bombing areas with small nuclear charges. It could’ve been who I was in the dream, or I was just watching some guy, but he was protecting his little sister by carrying her through some trees, on their way to a small abandoned warehouse. He got her inside, and they hid in a wrecked van for a few hours until the bombing stopped. After a few minutes of silence, he stood up and looked around. An eerie quiet had set in, and he picked up a nearby tire iron and went to look around. He told his sister to stay in the van, under the bench seat. He slowly walked around the building, closing windows and locking them, checking door locks, anything to close the place up quietly. He walked up to two offices, and saw a trail of red blood. He followed it up to a door and he slowly opened it, his heart beating out of his chest. He held the tire iron ready as the light from the open door spilled into the room, illuminating the body of a female feral cat, which appeared to be mortally wounded, blood pouring out of a wound on her left side. He slowly walked up on her, the sharp end of the tire iron ready. She coughed, and blood spurted from her mouth. She looked to be dying, but he didn’t care. He saw her weapon a few inches from her hand and he kicked it away. She opened her eyes slowly, focusing on the shadowy figure. He remained silent, watching her as she slowly lifted herself as best she could. She spoke in her tongue, raspy and with great fatigue. He shook his head and said “I’m not on your side, but I’m not going to hurt you.” She slumped back on the floor, expecting to receive a death blow. She waived a hand in the air, beckoning her end. He slid the tire iron into his waist and scooped her up off of the ground and carried her to the wrecked van, where he began dressing her wounds. She swiped at him a few times, and he did his best to stay out of the way of her claws. She eventually just gave up on it and lied there, shortly going to sleep. A few days pass, and she wakes up. She panics a bit, then winces as the throbbing pain in her side. She looks about as she notices the blanket covering her. The man walks up to her slowly. “I didn’t think it was safe to move you, so I gave you that blanket to keep you warm.” He stops just short of the bumper. “I also brought you some food. Hell I don’t know why I’m talking to you, you probably don’t understand a word.” He offers her a styrofoam plate with a sandwich on it. She sits up slowly and takes it. “I understand you fine. Why are you helping me?” He shrugs and sits down on the bumper. “Well, your people may have invaded us.” He sighs and rubs his face slowly, having not been awake long. “But I don’t think you’re doing it because you want to. You’re just following orders.” She slowly took a bite of the sandwich. It wasn’t much, just bologna. “Sorry that’s not too good, but it’s the best we have.” She ate slowly and looked him over. “I’m..I was Sergent Jack Hargrave. That little girl hiding by that machine over there is Jessica, my sister.” He waives to Jessica, who didn’t move. The feral woman looks at the half-eaten sandwich and she sits it down. “I am Officer Arista. I am a strike co-ordination spotter.” Jack nodded and stood up, that’s when Arista noticed the pistol belt he had on. She looked at it, then at him quickly. He looked at her expression, then down at his waist. “Oh! This. Sorry about that. I got it from a passing squad. Told them I had my family held up in here, and we needed some guns. He let me have his pistol.” Uneasily, she searched her garments for hers and Jack pulled it out of his waist. “Looking for this?” He looked at it for a second, and offered it to her. Arista slowly grabbed it and Jack let go. “It wouldn’t be fair if I had a means to defend myself and you didn’t.” He folded his arms across his chest. “We’ve got to–” He was cut off by a crashing sound from outside. He turned quickly and reached for his pistol. Arista pointed hers at the back of his head. “That would be my recovery.” Jack turned to her quickly and saw the very gun he just gave back to her, pointed at him. With a sigh he said “Well, go ahead then.” Jessica ran up to him and hugged his leg, crying. Arista slowly lowered it. “It wouldn’t be sporting to shoot you in the face like that.” She slid the pistol under her shit, into it’s holster. “I spared you. Remember that.” Jack grinned. “Well well well. Don’t I feel special?” As he finished his sentence, the warehouse door opened and dozens of U.S. Soldiers poured in, each pointing their rifles at the feral. Jack pointed his finger at Arista. “And I spared you.” He made a motion in the air with his hands, and the soldiers lowered their weapons, and walked up to the machine that Jessica was hiding behind. Arista stared at Jack, anger and fear mounting. One of the soldiers pressed a few buttons on the machine, and the floor opened up a few feet from it, revealing a stairwell. “Well Arista, let’s go.” He offered her a hand and she took it. “You need better treatment than I can offer out here.”

And that’s all that I recovered. Not bad eh?

For Fuck’s sake poland.

If everything sucks, so do you.

Dude, if you hate everything so bad, why bitch about it? Get used to life sucking a big one, then getting on with it. Whining like a little girl with your 700 dollar Sony Xperia doesn’t do you shit lot of good, does it? No. Quit fucking bitching about snow, avatar and 2010. Each time you post something, you’re whining about something or someone not doing exactly what you expect of them.

Well if you haven’t noticed dude, people are individual. We ain’t got a hive mind thing going on, because..

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!

Christ. You whine about one thing or another every fuckin’ day. Baww snow this. Baww no one cared about who else died in 2009. Baww avatar didn’t meet my expectations. Baww charities don’t do good enough and I hate them because there isn’t a charity for giving me money to buy expensive worthless phones. Baww wind mobile sucks the devil’s asshole. Baww advertisi..Yes, this one is true. Baww EB games is trying to make money. Baww the Kpanic screen for Darwin is pretty and doesn’t give you any information (Macfag. OH SHIT YOU HAVE BECOME WHAT YOU HATE!) Baww Ty got some titty and I didn’t. Baww I stalk people on facebook. Baww I can’t write music so I bash those that can. Baww I wasted money on the Xperia instead of the macfone. Baww I challenge time paradoxes by saying go back in time and abort yourself. Baww trendy faggots and their phones annoy me because I’m a closet trendwhore. Baww I hate philisophic debate and do not tolerate the balance of same. Baww I insult Apple technology by saying they make gay porn. Baww I don’t understand walking because I have a Pontiac Sunfire. Baww I hate the Beetles, even though they made more money in a year than I’ll make in my life. Baww I have shitty Canadian DSL and wonder why I have no internet. Baww I hate closed minded people but I won’t show tolerance to anyone different than me. Baww I hate Travis Baker because he’s a successful musician and I am just an angsty polack that has all of their CD’s. Baww I hate Bruno but I insult those that said it was gay. Baww summer blockbusters make me want to an hero. Baww Macangst. Baww I’m giving parenting advice because I know how to raise kids without actually raising kids. Baww reusing plasic bags isn’t enough, buy cloth bags and forget them. Baww prescription medications do more harm than they cure. Baww I hate 12 year olds because they don’t know what I know. Baww I believe epic trolls are fake. Baww I’m still not tolerant of other people’s beliefs and now attack what they eat. Baww I wished they made wheelies when I was a kid in Poland. Baww I hate my job. Baww Michael Jackson died. Baww N-Sync sucked but I listened to them and cried secretly. Baww I’m too stupid to navigate a map for a  store.

Fuck I can’t do anymore. It’s like reading the Angst quarterly every ten fucking seconds. Sure, I’m guilty of doing some of the same shit, but atleast MY shit is funny. Fuck man, If you hate shit so bad, an hero. Stop putting up with it.

A fifty caliber Christmas.

I meant to post something after Christmas, but like the retarded drunkard twat that I am, I didn’t.

The rest of the world unwrapped boxes of underwear, socks and Ps3 games, I went next door with a key. A key I had several like. It was to a gun-lock. I have one for my shotgun, but I never lock it. Fuck the law, I am the law. Anyway, we shot the shit with my neighbor, Raymond who’s a cool bro. So we did the Christmas thing, exchanged gifts and alla that, and Ray hands dad a key just like the one I got.

Two gun cases came out from under a bed, and when I opened mine, I saw…

A CVA Stag Horn .50 caliber inline rifle.

Now, I don’t know many a gun owner that doesn’t like black powder, unless they’ve never played with it. It’s a whole lot of fun. Sure will make 50+ yard shooting much easier, as anything that far out I had to hit with a slug from my shotgun.

Hopefully, by May or June I’ll have something else to document. Dunno yet though.

It’s like you do this shit on purpose to see how far you can push me.

Ah, is it really that time again? Do I have to take all of you naive, sheltered children by the hand and show you the actual meaning of what you’ve done…again?

I figured after the first time, I’d not have to do this again. The theme for today is Personal Responsibility. Being responsible for your actions. Let’s define this first and we’ll move to the next topic.

Personal -
–adjective
1.of, pertaining to, or coming as from a particular person; individual; private: a personal opinion.
2.relating to, directed to, or intended for a particular person: a personal favor; one’s personal life; a letter marked “Personal.”
3.intended for use by one person: a personal car.
4.referring or directed to a particular person in a disparaging or offensive sense or manner, usually involving character, behavior, appearance, etc.: personal remarks.
5.making personal remarks or attacks: to become personal in a dispute.
6.done, carried out, held, etc., in person: a personal interview.
7.pertaining to or characteristic of a person or self-conscious being: That is my personal belief.
8.of the nature of an individual rational being.
9.pertaining to the body, clothing, or appearance: personal cleanliness.
10.provided for one’s discretionary use: Employees are allowed 15 vacation days and two personal days.
11.Grammar.
a.noting person: In Latin portō “I carry,” -ō is a personal ending.
b.of, pertaining to, or characteristic of the personal pronoun.
12.Law. of or pertaining to personal property: personal interests.
–noun
13.Journalism.
a.a short news paragraph in a newspaper concerning a particular person, as one who is socially prominent, or a group of particular persons who are socially prominent.
b.a brief, private notice in a newspaper or magazine, often addressed to a particular person and typically bearing an abbreviated salutation and signature to preserve its confidentiality, usually printed in a special part of the classified advertising section.
c.a similar notice placed by a person seeking companionship, a spouse, etc.
d.Usually, personals. a column, page, or section of a newspaper, magazine, etc., featuring such notices or items.

Responsibility –

1.the state or fact of being responsible.
2.an instance of being responsible: The responsibility for this mess is yours!
3.a particular burden of obligation upon one who is responsible: the responsibilities of authority.
4.a person or thing for which one is responsible: A child is a responsibility to its parents.
5.reliability or dependability, esp. in meeting debts or payments.
—Idiom
6.on one’s own responsibility, on one’s own initiative or authority: He changed the order on his own responsibility.

Personal (of the nature of an individual rational being) Responsibility (the state or fact of being responsible.)

There, now let’s see how that relates to today’s topic. Rising in defense of the offending party. How did you do that, you ask? Lemme show you, you may not have noticed it with your blatantly piss-poor reading skills. You know, because anyone that made it to Seventh grade could glean the logic behind this.

Kranford insulted me by calling me ignorant, by saying that I do not know the world around me. Uh, I live in the world around me, so for me not to know, I would have to be a fucking vegetable. I’m not a vegetable, because…I’m writing this, obviously. Granted, he’s a sheltered child with no experience of hardship or true loss, making anything he has to say biased and uninformed, and I shouldn’t be bothered by the random and baseless speech of an immature child, but this isn’t the first time this irresponsible undereducated disrespectful facetious inbred brainwashed halfwit has done shit like this. Small wonder.

Now, let’s get to the actual meat of what’s going on.
Kranford’s “nugget”.

Ah truth. Such a wonderful little thing when you finally grasp it.

As for personality, it does change, whether people knowingly change it or not. Sometimes it’s an unintended side-effect of exposure to something else. For instance, before the discussions on here, I genuinely didn’t care much about philosophy. One day, something just clicked and off I went searching for that lovely little thing we know as truth. I changed instantly that day. I became more inquisitive, more curious, and more thoughtful of the world around me. The discussions gave me valuable insights into the world around me and forced me to examine what my worldview and everyone else’ was built upon.

So yes, personalities can change dramatically with nothing more than the asking of a question. The changes can be subtle or overt, but eventually they can be noticed. The King’s story happens to be a far more tragic example (on a side note, you haven’t even begun to grasp the truth of the world). On another note, Mckinnon is right. You cannot force change. Whomever is being changed must be willing to make that change. What you think leads to what you say and do.

Did you see it? I made it quite obvious. A direct insult, ignorance. The truth of the world. Uh, the truth of the world is it’s filled with ignorant assholes like you that think something that doesn’t exist created everything, but you can’t even tell me who created him–because you can’t make something from nothing, and that’s a fact.

Now, that’s bad enough on it’s own, having little tolerance for bible thumpers that think their opinion is plated in fucking gold and they’re right without having information or proof, since the whole scientific community mocks the religious attempts of science, because they think that God will give them the answer. Well, the answer is nothing and they’re getting it in abundance. Enough about that though.

John, you rose in defense of the offender. That means, you are defending HIS insult, and attacking my person by same. There’s no guise or misconstrued intention here. That’s what you did. In other words, you supported an aggressor. In politics, that gets your fucking country invaded. But right now, you and your little pissant friends have a shield. A promise I made to a certain young woman. My word, beside my arsenal and house is all I have. The worth of a man is not measured by his sword, but how he uses it. My sword stays sheathed, and you retain your puny “power” for now. But know this. Constants power men’s morals, but just like anything that exists, they are also the only thing that can break them.

So there, hopefully the only time I’ll have to go over this before more drastic measures are needed.

A riotous re-evolution.

Sometimes you really just want to forget what you stand for. In my case, it’s very hard to be me sometimes. Like right now, I’ve offered help to a small group of people. The help I offered is simple, concise and free, just what they needed.

But no. They’re going to let someone who has caused the original problems on their forum, do it again. There’s no limit to the ignorant’s ability to be controlled.

Example. Bob made a script that modified the effects of one’s username. His is a teal name with a tron like fade in light blue that is animated. That on it’s own isn’t bad, but instead of the script modifying the original form entry for his name, it modifies each entry on the page. Replicating the running code. This increases script execution time in even FOLDS for it’s original. If it took .02 seconds to execute once, if he posted five times, it’d add up to .30, because of the rendering of the posts, sql queries, code execution, function, run and replace. It’s a stupid script that does NOTHING.

That is what is causing the problems on their forum, and when confronted about the scripts fucking the forum up, he doesn’t even debug the fucking situation. And he thinks he can run a website. Hmph. I wouldn’t be surprized if I was asked to take over in his place after the first week of them using phpbb. He’d be running so many fucking scripts that the server would panic.

Oh well. No accounting for the sense of the stupid.

Beyond that, it’s been awhile since I updated. Really haven’t had much to do, other than making awesome pictures to harass people.

That got me banned for a week. S’awesome.

Sensitive twats that can’t take the truth get on my nerves. “Baww you said something that is true now I will insult/whine at you until you get banned! Bawww!” Or the ever popular “I’m not in any form of authority or power, but I’m gonna try to to tell you what to do, because I’m a faggot that doesn’t know his place.” I can understand if these idiots don’t know they’re rattling my cage. My promise to Sarah is getting awfully taxed. Some of these guys really need to choose their battles.

Oh well. So far, so good. One person’s getting on my nerves, and he’s just being a baww baww butthurt little bitch. It’s hard to act nice to centralists.

I see a ship in the harbor. I can and shall obey, but if it wasn’t for your misfortunes, I’d be a heavenly person today.

That reminds me. I need to start adding trees to the forum.

Macfags vs Windolts.

FUCK YOUR MACSHIT
Alright, let’s get this clusterfuck on the road.Apple vs PC…Er wait, I mean PC vs PC. PC’s are PERSONAL COMPUTERS. Be it a Macintrash or an IBM Clone. HUUR DUUR, they’re personal computers.I wrote this up for a friend of mine, so I’mma post it here. Faggots. I better not have to go over this shit again, because I’m sick to death of having to deal with your retarded “HUUUR DUUUR MAK IS GEUD KOZ IT HAZ GAYRAG BAEND AN EYELIEF! I NEED DEM TU NETWERK!” Fuck off. You don’t need Garage Band and iLife to network, you want them because you’re a cockthrottling clusterfuck of an overfilled cumdumpster eight weeks late for her fucking abortion.

Technical differences between Apple computers and IBM-Clones.

Macintosh computers use the Extensible Firmware Interface. Think of this as a mini-operating system that the hardware can fall back on if there is some type of catastrophic failure on a disk, or some other crap. Made by Intel for their Itanium series of servers. That’s it. It’s been around since the early 90′s. It was designed as…An extensible firmware interface for the hardware. This was supposed to alieviate the need for two drivers, one for hardware, one for software. This didn’t happen, and now it wastes clock cycles to sit on it’s thumbs and eat cupcakes. It does not serve the operating system any good, and only further complicates the bus. It is a waste.

Other than the EFI, there is no difference between Apple computers and IBM clones. There haven’t been since they rolled out their Intel line. The minute they got rid of the PowerPC core, they stripped the last thing that made them unique. They’ve always been using linux/unix cores, because that’s all that there was avaliable. Microsoft sure as fuck wasn’t going to give them any support. They claimed they their PPC core was better than the x86 architecture created by Motorola. Which is funny, since Motorola made the PPC core too.

The Operating system, which has been heavily unix/linux has only just now claimed it’s roots in the *nix soil. Giving users access to the terminal (Even though it’s kind of left handed access) did not alieviate the complications of OSX. Sherlock, OS9, was unstable, buggy and absolute crap compared to windows. Why? No compatibility. The name of the game IS compatibility, if you didn’t know, Macfags. If you can’t use the hardware or software, why the fuck have it? Apple’s entire domain of 3rd party software for OSX comes almost direct port from Debian, which Leopard, and Snow Leopard are based on.

Now that we mention the software, in that 1700 dollar price tag, you get BASIC ESSENTIALS. Sure, iLife can be useful, or you could just go get Adobe CS4 and do it right…Which most macfags go out and do anyway. Nearly 100% of the licensed software for OSX is made by…Apple. Holy shit. There’s very little 3rd party support, the biggest company being Blizzard–Only because of the switch to x86 hardware. The PPC library was nearly impossible to write a C+ library for, since it was based on the x86 instruction set. Figure that out.

Windows. It wasn’t always flowers, hummingbirds and transparent taskbars.

Ah, my least favorite operating system. I say that as I write this document on OpenOffice…In Windows 7. Microsoft has been making piss-poor operating systems since XP, with their “Anyone can use windows” campaign. Anyone remember that? I do. XP stood for Xtra Problems. I thought 98 was bad about drivers, holy christ. I didn’t want to be nagged every time a driver wasn’t signed, I knew which drivers I needed to use. Fuck off. However before XP, there was the greatest Windows operating system ever made. Windows 2000 Server. I loved that OS. Stable, fast, light and most of all; reliable. If something didn’t work in 2000, you are the one to blame because you didn’t do it right.

Vista on the otherhand, unstable, dogshit bloated and a waste of 399.99. Vista DEMANDED signed drivers, which complicated the use of it for anything other than Windows. The x64 extensions rose to power and showed us that if you had a 64 bit processor, you had no excuse not to use it. However, just to use it, you needed more than 4096MB memory, because of FUCKING AERO TAKING UP A GODDAMMED GIGABYTE! Seriously, what the fuck. Inefficient and inoperable, Vista wins the SUCK AT LIFE award.

Windows 7. I have to say I’m not as impressed as I thought I would be. Aero still eats huge ammounts of memory, but it’s not all of aero’s fault anymore. It’s the derelict sound manager. Hi, 293MB? Yeah I’ll take that to start. Oh you’ve got 8192MB? Lemme stick the 751~MB of Aero right…Here. That’s nice. Yeah. I’ve taken up an eight of your memory and done nothing. Isn’t that GREAT? Some of the blaring problems with Vista are fixed, but I still have trouble using non-signed drivers. I want my peerguardian, goddammit.

Linux. Linus Torvald is a hero.

The founder of almost every modern operating system. Linus Torvald’s liux, first developed on an AT clone with an 80386 processor, as a terminal emulator for Unix, since AT&T fucked up the development of BSD…The fucking slimes. Anyway, in 1991, the Linux kernel was born.

It came in several flavors when I heard about it in ’98, being all of 13 years old. Red hat, Slackware and Gentoo. Each was a different build of the kernel, each were good at different things. Wanna know the thing that Linux is the best at?

Everything. Linux can be taught to do everything. If you need something, teach linux how to do it. You need to run Windows applications? WINE (Wine Is Not an Emulator) or Cedega. Both get you everything you need. Wine requires a Windows Disc for the hive you want to build, and Cedega costs money, but you don’t need a disc. Need to run Macshit? MOL will help you for PPC stuff, .app’s are fucking .deb files, just mac encrypted. Decrypt it and fucking run it. It’s a debian package.

And it’s over. Macfags 0, Me 9001. I win.

Adding “Allow only” to your domain only stops first level requests, Poland.

OH GOD HIPSTER AT WORK!

So yeah. If you go to Show me your rage (Over in the side there some-fuckin’-where), it says “You have been blocked from accessing ShowMeYourRage.com. Blame H1N1.” So, a friend of mine pointed out that it only blocked the first level access. You can still get to it by adding /2009/10 at the end, which generates a 404 document inside of WordPress. Then you can just pick what you want.

Way to block access to no one.

Now, let’s talk about your problems. You must’ve fallen in love with a “hipster”, wrote you name on her car door, then realized that it could never be betwixt you; with your galling hate of “hipsters” so you decided to act like a whiny girl and buy a router from Linksco; a division of Linksco. Then you went on to make a bloggan about hipsters and their bane to society as a coping mechanism for your mental anguish at desiring something unattainable. Your scorn has begot you your domain, show me your rage, as raging raven said. Her pain is her strength. Too bad your strength is made out of upside down voltorb and doesn’t afraid of anything.

Then you hate on Apple, because they’re trying to be different in a world of like-hardware and compatibility. WHOO WHOO! Clue Train, last stop you. IBM standards shaped all computers since 1982~, since it was their interconnect design that was the best, everyone wanted, and actually worked on any chip-base. However, the hardware is now the same, but people say that it’s different. The only defining difference is the OS. And even that is losing it’s difference with Microsoft chasing the coat tails of a user-friendly operating system, however Apple OSX cannot claim any superior function. Their market however…Is totally different. They appeal to a different type of person, one who values aesthetic value and usability over functionality, even though OSX is very functional and powerful. Their market campaign is your prime target, since you cannot say anything negative about the hardware, because it’s now the same. Even before the Intel pickup by Apple, their market was and still is audio engineers, 3d designers and anyone that wasn’t you. Why? The PPC core was amazing at number crunching. It was(And now IS, fucknutty) a fuckin’ supercomputer base.

To put it simply, you don’t like Mac because you don’t want to. You want to hate it, because you say “Hipsters” use them. OH FUCK HERE COMES THE CLUE TRAIN AGAIN! Hipsters do things that are hip and trendy according to you, and being an angsty polack is apparently trendy somewhere in poland, because of those Jestem Hardcorem faggots try to break bottles on their heads to prove they’re hardcore. I guess this is your method of doing that. Go ahead Poland. You’re hardcore…Hardcore at being a hipster. Way to become the thing you hate.

Your life is a contradiction, While you thrive on manipulation. I fight to just hold on to what I believe, I won’t become the thing I hate.

Too bad you just did.

EDIT://Jetrug, the ever awesome kerosine fueled ramjet powered persian rug decided to do this in honor of this post.
Check the page with it on it.

EDIT:/Second_~1/ Now his link goes to “www.apple.com”. Way to failtroll there mate. NOT SORRY ORKS, WAS INTENTIONAL!