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So it’s that time again. Time for me to slander religious nuts. However this time, it’s more of a philosophical approach to the disproof of God, by using the texts people choose.

Look at the old testament. The book of the Jews. The old testament is a book of fear, threats and crimes. Demanding the Jews to stop being assholes. Look at the heroes of the book. Moses. Denied access to heaven, because of what HE had to do to save his people, and God used to be a bit of a dick.

Lo! Here cometh the New Testament! New character, and God’s not a dick anymore. I guess he mellowed out after he had the kid. Nearly completly different the two books, telling of the same sins, but different punishments. The old testament is telling us not to commit sin. The new testament is telling us it’s okay, as long as we let ourselves be forgiven. Uh, cool story. So time moves on, and the Christians show up. The New Testament Christians, and the Old Testament Christians. Both just as bad from a different direction.

The New Testament Christians are pussies and quitters, because they typically ignore the first three-quarters of the bible, because they say it’s “Wordy” and “Dry”. Well shit head, it’s not supposed to be Harry-buttfucking-Potter now is it? It’s supposed to be the basis of your fucking faith, you knuckle-dragging inbred donkey-raping shit eater. Oh but you’ll listen to the fucking Protestants as they say “Hey dickhead. You need to know this.” The Protestants are the most annoying branch of the Christians, the hardasses. At least they know what they’re talking about; even if it is total bullshit.

The Old Testament Christians (Sometimes called Protestants) are a bunch of dry morons as well, as they’re still interpreting–Wrongly I might add, a book that doesn’t belong to them. The Old Testament is the JEWISH book, moron. And all of this to divine (Get it?) the meaning of the book, and fulfill their spiritual needs. And by that I mean pick up a pair of crutches because they’re too weak to handle life. Still, at least you’ve got to give them credit for picking up a heavy challenge. It’s easy to fuck your girlfriend’s sister and talk to a priest about it, it’s harder to not do it.

I’m not up to date on my Christian scripture, more like I hate the organizations themselves, not the book. I can’t blame a book for something that ignorant, self-serving, cowardly fools do in the name of it. Hell, if it weren’t for the Catholic and Christian massacres, that they won’t even man up to, I might even be religious myself. But I can’t buy into something that can’t even keep it’s story straight. But let’s hit a few more topics, since I spent five minutes making a picture.

God. That’s a doosey. I had a discussion with a friend of mine about making a supercomputer so powerful that the only name that befit it would be “God”. 512-8 core cell processors, spanned in pairs with crossbars between each chip, then a north bridge for each pair, on a PCI-E 16x 2.0 bus. A computer so fast, that it could calculate space time in milliseconds. A computer so large, the motherboard would be the size of a small house. So much bandwidth that it could run full-load cycles in a single cycle. That’s a God I can get behind. Not one who’s disciple edit and modify his story and use it as mind-control; if he even existed. But that’s my main bitch I guess. They’re calling a thrice edited book fact, when the fuckin’ thing wasn’t even compiled until 400 years after the events, with no written records! Son of a bitch! And you want me to put a twenty in the collection bin for this? To provide to criminals? I won’t even spare a dollar to a homeless guy if he even looks remotely shady. Fucked if I’m gonna give a terrorist organization any fuckin’ money.

I guess I’ve rambled on. I hate religion. Why? They can’t keep their fuckin’ story straight. They allow and supported the suppression of science, killed entire races and civilizations in the name of religious cleansing, create people who ignore facts and carbon-dating, completely and totally reasonable arguments they rebuke with blind faith or scripture. But there’s people out there like Graem who believe that people who say man created God, who don’t provide concrete proof of same, are ignorant, when he can’t provide concrete proof of his statement of God existing.

Simply put, according to the Old testament, we’re all supposed to be dead. Rapture, HUUUR DUUUR. So in the end, you’re really looking at a cool story that was supposed to end with all of humanity being wiped out in 2000, and the whole world judged. The new testament, however can’t make up it’s fucking mind when we’re going to be judged. Because hey, they figure if they keep guessing, they’ll be right…Once.

So when all this shit comes out, the religion started by Man, created God. In the end, the whole thing is bullshit. You can’t prove God exists, so we don’t have to disprove his existence. C’mon Graem. It’s not fuckin’ Rocket Science. It’s logic, and pretty easy to grasp. The whole thing is bullshit, and you know it. Ain’t much more to it than that.

Oh and Graem? Just because you helped me, doesn’t make you immune to my fist. And a good post I figure too. Two images, and I just might have something to replace my little title thing soon too.

So in short, God is bullshit, Religion is Bullshit. Penn and Teller are right, you should listen to them, and me too.